Oh my darling little Ella. You and your future partner over here are in cahoots from thousands of miles away.

I told him today I am changing my name and not telling him what it is.

He says okay Mommy, whatever. And rolled his eyes.

I will call you baby like Daddy!

Jerk.

I never ever should have said he entertained himself or did well while I worked. Ever. Because he’s surely made a liar of me since this insanity began.

I also think he has a tapeworm as he’s perpetually starving.

I love you dear wifey and am rooting for you 💋💙