Do you know the book, "Everything I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned in Kindergarten?" I think it was by Dave Barry. I don't remember all of it, but I remember enough to know, folks need to take a look at it again, today.
My grandparents had a copy of it in every bathroom of their house.
This is a great piece, wifey. I think of most of this daily. It's another reason I stay in my house so much, even before social distancing. I just can't stand the rudeness and entitlement. <3