I wish this were satire. — Ladies, gentlemen, folks. However you prefer to be addressed. The internet is an interesting place, but sometimes, it gets dirty. And for once, I don’t even mean naughty dirty, though we’ll talk about that too. I mean dirty dirty as in folks have let it all hang out about how…

Can we just stop calling it a trend and say what it really is? — Where I live we have a name for it. Dirty White Boy. Judd Nelson’s character in The Breakfast Club is a perfect example of one. Dirtbag, sleezy, sketchy, makes parents uncomfortable, probably hasn’t showered this week, smelled of patchouli, but for some reason, the girls dig him. In high school. …

With bonus shitty statements from fellow women! — One of my dearest friends, Vanessa Torre, uses a term I also like to use: Man on the Internet. She uses it the same way I do. It doesn’t refer to one specific man, oh no honey. Man on the Internet contains multitudes. Think of it like Florida Man. Everyone…

It’s Resurrect Romance Week, let’s start the conversation about pleasure. — I don’t know about you, but I am all for bringing sex toys into the bedroom. However, I do understand that it can feel strange or even scary to introduce them with a partner. …

It’s the bedroom accoutrement I didn’t know I needed. — I’ll admit, I’m usually all in for a gimmick. A neat little trick. Something slickly marketed. But mostly, I like cute. …

If you have a prostate or like to play with those who do, this guide is for you. — Whether you have a prostate, or enjoy playing with those who do, you may have already learned that stimulating this walnut sized gland can produce wonderous results. Hey, there’s no shame here and there shouldn’t be in your bedroom (or wherever you choose to play) either. Wanting to engage in…

We aren’t here to give you all the answers. — One of the things I hear most from relationship or intimacy coaching clients is how surprised they are that they’re not being given answers. I often wonder if this is their first foray into a therapeutic relationship. If not, then what kind of therapy have they been getting? Within any…

My review of Foria’s Breast Massage Oil and a body lesson. — Americans are strange compared to the rest of the world. Female breasts are seen as almost solely sexual things, where they really shouldn’t be. Sure, they can be sexual, don’t get me wrong. Personally, I love boobs! But, I love them on everyone, not just vulva owners. I also happen…